Custom Engraved Turdz (SHIPPING INCLUDED)

Custom Engraved Turdz (SHIPPING INCLUDED)

$34.99

$24.99

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Got someone in your life who’s a real piece of shit?

Say it with a laugh—send them a custom laser-engraved dog turd! Perfect for those moments when words just aren’t enough.

In the custom section please enter the name of the turd recipient. 10 LETTERS MAX

YOU MUST INCLUDE THE ADDRESS IN THE CUSTOM NOTE SECTION AS WELL.

All orders are shipped privately with an anonymous return address, Shipping cost is built into the price, That's why this service is not sold as a physical item. Your anonymity is our goal. Photos of the engraved turd will be emailed to you prior to shipping.

**STRICTLY USA RESIDENTIAL ADDRESSES ONLY**

**all addresses are verified by our turd team, all non residential addresses will have their order cancelled and refunded**

 

All Turdz are ethically sourced, and dehydrated to eliminate bacteria and bugs, then laser engraved.

Custom turds will ship within 2 weeks, every turd is made to order and turds require 48 hours of dehydration prior to engraving


Shipping

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All orders are processed within 3 to 5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.

For more information on shipping, please visit our shipping policy.

Returns & Refunds

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We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days.

View our full return policy.

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