Degen Laser Works

Porch Pirate Execution Doormat

Porch Pirate Execution Doormat

$33.99

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Introducing our bold and deterrent-focused Coir Doormat, featuring the assertive message "Porch Pirates Killed on Site." Crafted from durable coir material, this mat not only serves as a functional barrier against dirt and debris but also sends a clear message to dirt bag thieves. With an optional image of a guillotine, it adds an extra layer of visual impact to drive home the point. Protect your deliveries and make a statement against theft with our exclusive "Porch Pirates Killed on Site" Coir Doormat.

 

2'6" x 1'6" Coir Doormat, Made to order, Please allow 5-7 business days for production

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Porch Pirate Execution Doormat

Shipping

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All orders are processed within 3 to 5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.

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Returns & Refunds

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We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days.

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